doombot

daaammmnn girl are you the sun cuz you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me

bloody-nips:

i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck

“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted

ammitt:

oh look i forgot to text back

sike that shit was intentional

thefuuuucomics:

Paranoia

hicandhoc:

A classic Max Cannon comic.